Project P.I.T.T. Achievements: All 23 Explained

All 23 achievements, with global unlock percentages from Steam (checked August 26, 2026) and working methods. Everything can be done on a single save — the only thing you can practically miss is throwing an unopened gambling crate into The Maw before the crate-hunt achievement pops.

Visible achievements

Achievement	Requirement	Global %	Method
QWACK!	First Duck	99.0%	Craft a duck, feed it to The Maw
KACHING!	Unlock Cash Register	77.0%	Keep feeding until it appears in the terminal, buy it
MORE!	Combo x100	71.4%	Let the Automater pile up, then broom/magnet the mass in at once
EXTRA!	Combo x200	40.6%	Same lane, more spawn — don’t let the combo bar die mid-dump
MEGA!	Combo x300	1.8%	Late-game magnet mountain or an upgraded product line; clear clogs first — if FPS tanks, the combo dies
MESS!	500 loose products	56.1%	Pause the fans, let 500 items sit on the floor
LAG!	1000 loose products	30.5%	Same with 1,000 — save first, clean up after
STUFFED!	15,000 products fed	30.4%	Lifetime count; AFK a lane that doesn’t clog
FAST!	400 products / min	1.9%	Peak production rate stat must hit 400 — you need to make 400/min, not deposit them. All three auto-machines at max speed + you on a max-speed manual duck machine with the x2 crafting buff
RICH!	Reach $1,000,000,000,000	2.5%	One trillion, not a million. Late products + combo multipliers
FIESTA!	Unlock Piñata	39.4%	Terminal unlock in Phase 3; smash it with the bat
WEIRD!	Unlock Anomaly	18.2%	Terminal unlock in Phase 4 — see the anomaly guide
GAMBLING!	Find all the Gambling Crates	22.5%	Exploration: floor, catwalks, dark rooms after lights, delivery pipes. Don’t feed unidentified boxes to the pit until this pops
CONSUMERISM!	Unlock and buy everything	1.9%	Every terminal item unlocked and purchased — greyed items still need a feed/explore gate first

Hidden achievements

Steam hides the descriptions on these nine. Names and global rates are official; the methods below are the community-established solutions (cross-checked across the Steam 100% guides), matched to the facility systems.

Achievement	Global %	How to get it
BAD?	43.3%	The watcher/camera event: get caught — look at the lit observation window, or deliberately trigger the “I SEE YOU” camera warning
UP?	33.5%	Put all 3 fuses in the catwalk fuse box. The climb itself isn’t the trigger — the fuses are
HEAVY?	20.0%	Hit 200 kg on the upstairs scale — crates, bumpers, or a panel box of heavy items. Full math on the item weights page
INVISIBLE?	14.2%	Be unseen: with cameras destroyed (or the height/watch system disabled via the pillar lights), exist in a previously watched spot
OPEN?	9.4%	Open the grate/door that appears after fuses + 200 kg
LOOP?	7.7%	The numbered percent pipe next to that door: feed it current-phase or assembled products — raw ducks stay at 0%
SECRET?	6.5%	Finish the upstairs chain plus any leftover dark-room / machine interaction — the full secret route covers it
END?	2.6%	The first ending: feed The Maw until the internship/stats sequence plays
END!	6.2%	The real ending: keep going after END? — remaining phases, assembly, the upstairs pipe — and sit through the final sequence

Fastest 100% order

QWACK! → first unlocks → KACHING! as soon as the register appears.
Lane online (Automater + fan): MORE!, then EXTRA! with a bigger pile.
MESS! and LAG! early, while floor clutter is cheap — clean up after.
Exploration block: cameras (BAD?, INVISIBLE?), fuses (UP?), crate hunt (GAMBLING!).
200 kg pad (HEAVY?), then OPEN? and the pipe (LOOP?).
Buy every unlock as it appears — FIESTA!, WEIRD!, eventually CONSUMERISM!.
Endgame numbers: MEGA!, FAST!, STUFFED!, RICH!.
END? first credits, keep playing to END!, mop up SECRET?.

The long ones are STUFFED! (volume), RICH! (a trillion), CONSUMERISM! (money for everything) and the two rate/combo tests — everything else falls out of a normal playthrough. Time-to-100% depends almost entirely on how early you build a lane that runs without you.

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